Lets review my week so far.
Sunday: Mother's Day. I feel *disgusting* with a very upset stomach. Have to do stuff anyway and am grumpy about it.
Monday: feel a little better, discover fridge is totally hosed and must have broken during the night. Chris home sick from work with same thing as I had. FIL offers to buy us a new fridge due to our poverty. We go to The Good Guys near us based on the fact that their delivery day is Tuesday. We choose a fridge.
Tuesday: Chris home sick again. Fridge fails to arrive. We call at 2 to find out what's going on, get told they will get back to us. An hour goes by, WE call THEM back, then get told that delivery was not arranged and we missed the truck. We tell them that our food is going off in coolers and that we went to them *because their delivery day was today.* They say they will bring the fridge to us in half an hour. An hour goes by, WE call THEM and get told that they are trying to arrange a special courier. An hour goes by, they call us to say no courier can be called and that they will bring us a loan fridge. We get teeny tiny loan fridge and try to stuff what we can in it.
Wednesday: Fridge gets delivered and turned on. Delivery men very nice and personable. I am happy . .. for 40 minutes. Then I realize that the beeping from the fridge that I thought was temperature going down is, in fact, a problem. Fridge not getting colder than 18 degrees C. Call Chris, Chris suggests calling Samsung. Call Samsung, Samsung suggest calling the place we bought it from. Call Good Guys, get told they will get back to us. Fridge still incessantly beeping. Three year old driving me mad. 9 month old clingy. Me losing my mind and being decidedly hormonal and over stressed. Good Guys call back, tell me that they spoke to Samsung and the fridge is most definitely dead (was a floor model . .. we hadn't been told that when we bought it, btw). They have no others of that model in stock and it will take 7 days to get them from Sydney. They say we should come down to pick a different fridge (non others were in our price range for what we needed) or take miniscule loan fridge back for 7 days. I say I need to discuss with my husband, lip is starting to wibble as I hang up. I call Chris, cry hysterically into the phone to him. It is now that I realise how hormonal I am and how soon my period is due (also likely explaining the 9 month old's mood). Chris calls the guy. After much back and forth and phone calls to me discussing what we need, Chris somehow manages to get us a different, better model of fridge for no extra cost. This is good, I am somewhat relieved but won't get too excited until its delivered. The delivery of this fridge warrants its own paragraph:
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum arrive in a ute with my fridge. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum proceed to bring the fridge into the house (still in packaging). I am struggling to keep the very heavy and wiggly 9 month old on my hip while stopping the very inquisitive 3 year old from getting in the men's way.
Tweedle Dee: Where do you want it?
Me: Um, where the broken one is (points to fridge alcove) *thinking: did these two idiots expect me to move the thing
myself with two kids to wrangle and no trolley?*
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum proceed to wheel the still packaged fridge to the entryway of the kitchen, then realise they need to move it back to get the old one out. I watch this idiocy with mild trepidation, still trying to hold onto both kids to keep them out of the way. The old fridge is moved out and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum proceed to move the STILL PACKAGED fridge into the alcove.
Me: Um, are you going to take it out of the packaging first?
Tweedle Dee: *blank look* Oh, did you want us to do that?
Me: *thinking: OF COURSE I DID YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATH
ING BRAIN DONOR!* *actually said*: Yeah, could you please?
I watch in horror as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum proceed to have a remarkably difficult time working out how to get the packaging off and where to put it to get it out of the way. As they remove the packaging, it becomes obvious that they were attempting to put the fridge into the alcove *backwards*. Mentally, I am banging my head against the wall. Outwardly I am trying to look neutral, hold my tongue, and contain the children. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum then have remarkable difficulty getting the thing off the styrofoam base and turning it around. I cross fingers and toes that the lobotomy victims do not break anything in the process. Finally they get it into the alcove and tell me to let it settle for a half an hour to an hour before turning it on. I ask them to get rid of the packaging and they look surprised. Finally, I settle for them taking the cardboard and leaving the rest in the front yard to keep it away from the 3 year old. I lament the lack of beer or chocolate in the house, the fact that vodka is probably not a good option while breastfeeding and the lack of money to go out and buy said beer or chocolate. I wonder what else will go wrong.
Thursday: Three year old at school. Nine month old in a better mood. New fridge still working. Magnets won't stick to it, though, which is both puzzling and slightly annoying. Its nowhere near as frustrating as the begining of the week, though, so I count it as a minor and slightly amusing hiccup. The week is looking up.
What I learned: Don't ever touch The Good Guys with a freaking 10 foot pole. Keep chocolate in the house at all times just in case. I also learned not to complain that you can't drink vodka while breastfeeding on twitter as lots of ppl tell you you can as long as you don't have too much, lol. For the record, I personally don't drink vodka while breastfeeding because its crazy strong and I have *no tolerance* anymore . . . I'd likely be smashed on half a sip let alone a single shot and would then feel guilty about how much had gone through to the milk. Its only recent that I've let myself have the odd half a glass of wine or small amount of beer after the bub goes down for the first portion of the night.